Plastic Girl


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May 16, 2003

My computer monitor broke yesterday, leaving me unable to do work for the rest of the day. Since I couldn't leave, I passed the time by writing. These eight haikus I wrote in about 10 minutes.



"broken"
I can't do my work
My monitor exploded
Ah technology

"fake"
This stuff tastes like ass
Can't believe it's not butter?
I sure believe it

"gone"
Her phone rings all day
She was fired last Tuesday
No one will answer

"bug"
That big fly was gross
it stared with its ninety eyes
It gave me the creeps

"jeez"
Why are you so dumb?
I just told you the answer
I hope you don't breed

"instruments"
I play triangle
My boyfriend plays the bongos
We should start a band

"rude"
Driving down the road
Why did that car cut me off?
Bitch is gonna pay

"razor"
My legs are hairy
I hate to shave every day
That's why I wear pants


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